CAT’S HAIRBALL 2018-11-25 / ILLUSTRATED STORIES / cat, dandelion, duck, hairball, shadow / By CorchoGrendel A cat spat me. The cat that spat me left following that path over there. What am I supposed to do now? I do not want to be a hairball. I do not want that to be my name. Can I be like you? I would rather be a fluffy duckling than something a cat spat. Can I be like you? I would rather be a dandelion than something a cat spat. Why did you spit me? Why did you abandon me? I hate you! Ducklings grow up and dandelions are blown away. It is your fault and I hate you! It is your fault and I hate you!